Merry Christmas!
Christmas is just around the corner and we know you’re probably not done all of your shopping yet… In case anyone out there wonder’s what to get for a rock band, we’ve assembled a wish list.
Enjoy!
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Heaviside’s Top 10 Wish List
10. A short bus so we can transport all of our gear in one vehicle
9. A handi-lift to mechanically load our gear onto the short bus (come on we’re lazy)
8. A portable beer cooler for the short bus
7. Bill Murray, or someone equally as funny to drive the short bus
6. Stocks in lumber, so every time Spenny breaks a drum stick we make a little extra cash
5. A little extra cash
4. Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers as a drum tech (you know what, Will Ferrell will do, who can tell the difference anyway)
3. Monkeys! We don’t know for what, but we want something monkey related in our show
2. Pyro! Lots of it! It’s unsafe for the clubs we play but it looks so cool, and who’s going to pick safety over cool? Not Heaviside!
1. And the number one we thing we want for Christmas this year is roadies, not even qualified ones, just someone who can haul an amp up three flights of stairs (we’ll even settle for groupies if they carry gear)
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you! We hope you all have a wonderful time with whatever the season has in store for you.
See you in 2013!